DISCLAIMER: The post below are personal opinion only, and does not, by all means, aimed to discredit or glorify any candidate in the 2009 Indonesian Presidential election. It is purely a live moment-by-moment account of the last debate. All of the candidates statements below are paraphrased and NOT verbatim. I apologize if I wrongly rendered their statement, and therefore any accurate corrections (provided with strong visual/auditory proof) will be much appreciated. As usual, narrow-minded political minds are not welcomed in this blog.

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Greetings Blogwalkers,

I hope you’ve been praying for my fingers since they are going to be put to hard labor soon. I am currently hounding my laptop (duh) to bring you my live take on our last presidential debate. Right now, my compu-clock says it’s 7.01 PM and they are currently torturing my senses by playing the candidates commercials on the loop.

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Dear Blogwalker,

Thank you for visiting my blog. And yes, thank you for the search engine that brought you to my blog. I do hope you found what you’re looking for, but just in case if you’re not, let me answer the burning question you had here:

YES. YES. YES.

STRAIGHT AS A GODDAMN ARROW.

Even if he’s not (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) I don’t want to hear it. DO NOT WANT. LALALALALA. I believe that he is very straight, because if he’s not the foundation of human life would be destroyed and annihilated. Seriously a man that fine belongs to be with ME ME ME ME ME ME STEFANNI MOSIANA ME ME a woman.

So there, Blogwalker. Feel that burden on your shoulders lift and fly away. If you’re a gay man hoping for my Eric Northman Alexander Skarsgård to swing your way, go to Youtube and find the cutest array of kitten videos to relieve your sadness.

Love, and sending a basket of fluffy bunnies your way,
Stefanni Skarsgård Mosiana

PS: For my friends, I might… need… intervention… Send those straitjackets my way if I don’t stop giggling and scribbling “Mrs. Skarsgård” in 30 minutes. I’ll let you know.

Tags: Alexander Skarsgård

WARNING: For mature readers only. For readers with mentality like Fely & Ujang (read that link, it’s HILARIOUS x100000) and RS Omni please go back learning what “MATURITY” means yah, and do me a favor by SHOO-ing! Aistil lapiyuh kok (–> translation: “don’t report me to the Polizei!” )

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