Tale of a horndog
Dec 28th, 2009 by Tephy
I’m sure there was this pervert who liked to steal women’s underwear, peek at girls in the shower, etc; that kind of horndog. Then one day, this perv died from saving a kid from being hit by a bus. Up there in the heavens, an angel offered, “Dude, you’re a sick bastard. But since you’ve done a great deed and save that kid from getting hit by a bus, I’ll give you a chance to be anything you want in the next life.”
“Anything?” our perv asked.
“Anything living and breathing you want to become.”
“I want to be a handsome dude that is so adorable, no one could get mad at me for stealing their underwears, I wanna be able to peek at people showering without get beaten up, and I want to live and eat comfortably for the rest of my life.”
“Okey dokey.”
BOOM!
Born Mochi McNulty* (yes, I’ve settled on a name FINALLY) one year ago.
He’s naughty as HELL, he likes to steal any underwear laying around and chew them to oblivion (if there’s a t-shirt and a bra on the floor, he leaves the shirt and chews the bra. Scientifically proven), he likes to force his way in the bathroom and watch people showering, and he’s soooooo adorable no one can get mad at him for too long for even the nastiest of evil-doing.
L-R: Momo BULAT, 4 months old - Momo and his dorky face after grooming - Momo a week ago in my front yard
Happy birthday you little evil-doing baby you. I harururuuuuuvvvvv you.
*PS: Anyone could guess where I got his last name from (without googling)? MAD PROPS FOR YOU.
haha u been watching the wire! james naughty mcnulty!
DING DING DING DING! We have a winner!!!!!
McNulty: the more he screws up, the more adorable he gets!